[ a strained little chuckle ] Right! Right, of course. And that's great for you, but I'm supposed to contact you - how, exactly? Tap it three times and you'll whizz in through the window and I'll say "Hi, fairy godmother, it's been a while, now if you don't mind there's a few dozen rampaging human corpse robots between me an the ball"?

Jesus - do you have any idea what a bloody mess this is?

[ woah boy cool it you're starting to sound a little hysterical ]