I'm warning you in advance, it might not be that easy. He's an encyclopedia. He's a walking folder of all the things most people don't need to know and I don't know what's in there, but this little bodypainting you so thoughtfully declined to clue me in about might just be shoved away in a box somewhere and if it is it'll only take him so long to fish it out. If it isn't I'll do my very best to keep the whole thing in the dark, but I want you to remember that while I'm grateful for what you've given me, you've put me in a position I never wanted to find myself in again.

[ lying about the Important Things ]

Next time, keep me an extra two minutes and explain the important parts. Alright? I'm pretty sure I'll thank you for it.